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[dontforgetpie]

"This is Dean Winchester. If this is an emergency, leave a message."

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Voice;

[dontforgetpie]

Zombie apocalypse. Wouldn't exactly be the first time I've seen something like that.

[Can you say Croatoan Virus?]

And it was just starting up. I mean. That's the last thing I remember before now, But I can handle myself. You sure the cure works?

Voice;

[chiroptophobic]

Your world is officially more messed up than this one will ever be.

And no, I'm not sure the cure works. It's showing positive results. You missed Superman, by the way.

Voice;

[dontforgetpie]

I dunno about that. There's a lot that could go wrong here, bringing so many people from different places to one world. Besides. We manage to get by.

[Dean grins at the mention of Superman and it carries over into his vice, even though Bruce can't see him.]

I don't know if I missed him, B. Talked to him a bit a few weeks ago. So what'd he do that I missed?

Voice;

[chiroptophobic]

Splashy network post, blue suit and everything. The only thing he was missing was the giant fan to make his cape ripple behind him.

[ See, he gets it. ]

But that's right, you spoke to him before. And I imagine you know him better than me regardless?

[ Don't be direct. They're still on network radio, even with Bruce's encryptions. ]

Voice;

[dontforgetpie]

[Dean actually laughs at that.]

Oh man. Yeah. I can see that. I'll have to look it up.

And I wouldn't say I know him all that well. A bit, but I've always been more of a Batman kind of guy, you know?

voice;

[chiroptophobic]

Uh huh.

You're a fanboy. It'd be endearing if you weren't a grown adult. Comes off more like creepy flirting.

[ He's teasing. ]

voice;

[dontforgetpie]

Yeah? You'd think it would be kind of creepier if I was younger, considering that I have it on pretty good authority that Batman's about the same age as me.

[There's an opening for a Batman/Robin joke here. He's not taking it.]

Also pretty sure he doesn't think I'm creepy. [Right? He hopes Bruce doesn't think he's creepy. Don't destroy his hopes and dreams.]

voice;

[chiroptophobic]

I don't know, you're pretty creepy. You have that whole ghosts and the supernatural thing going for you.

Voice;

[dontforgetpie]

[There's a pause while Dean tries to figure out if Bruce is flirting with him because what is his life, but in the end it's not really worth analyzing right now. He can freak out later. Privately.

So he smirks a little, shrugs.] I dunno if I'd say that makes me creepy though. More like "awesome".

[Not that he actually thinks he's awesome, but Dean's great at bravado, at building himself up when the person on the other end of it doesn't really matter. This? Is not exactly the norm, but the strategy is pretty tried and true.]

Voice;

[chiroptophobic]

[ I don't know. Is he? He's just like that in this persona. It's normal. ]

You think ghosts and the supernatural and stuff is awesome?

Okay, so two guys walk into a bar, and they want to hit on the same woman. And one of them says 'Hi, I'm Batman' and the other one says 'Hi, I ganked Casper'. Who gets laid?